I believe the game following the interception  would properly be classified as denouement. You get taken over by ONE shitty VC form and suddenly your sports blog full of dick jokes is too good for classical story elements and their proper naming conventions. 

Give up a 455 foot home run to a man, and his respect for you as a player is bound to wane just a little.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Yes. Oakland, Florida to be precise. 

“I may have committed some light treason.”

Just shrug and keep on drivin’. People feeling bad because other people are driving nicer cars than them is probably one of the reasons why this debt crisis is happening in the first place.

I can’t tell if the narrator should be Morgan Freeman or Ron Howard.  I am leaning towards Howard, because I feel like Trump would build houses in Iraq and has a frozen banana stand stuffed full of money.

Nuff said.

Great article, Patrick. My take is we have collectively lost our damn minds. The collective keeping up with the Joneses paradigm never seems to go away, especially when it comes to vehicles.

I accept whatever process Jean’s brother considers helpful in his mourning. If part of that’s forgiveness, it’s admirable, and I hope it brings him comfort.

On a pretty regular basis I start seeing tons, like TONS, of really nice cars out there during my commute being driven by seemingly regular youngish adults like myself (late 20s/early 30s) and start feeling depressed…geez, what the hell am I doing wrong only driving a $5k car that is 15 years old (and wife driving a 3…

I used to, but then my doctor told me it was taking too many years off my life, so I had to give it up. Now I just drink a handle of whisky a day. It’s healthier in every way.

2 1/2 years in and it still boggles my mind every fucking day.

Reporter: “Will you cooperate?”

LOL, no.

What kills me is there are so many people who identify with the BILLIONAIRES in the billionaires vs. everyone else scenario. They envision the government coming in and taking whatever huge percentage on their $50k/year salary and are suddenly like, OH NO PROTECT THE BILLIONAIRES! What is the quote, they are all…

You know what we used to do in the old days when we were smart? The propagandists and the lying, we used to handle it a little differently than we do now.

42% approval rating. I see it all the time but I can never quite wrap my brain around it.

The judge isn’t trying to do anything based on the evidence. The judge is obligated to instruct the jury on ALL the possible verdicts they could give based on the charges. That includes what are called “lesser included offenses.” For instance, “discharging a firearm in an unsafe manner” might be a lesser included of…