And Andor!

If anyone wants a deeper dive on this movie:

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“I had a dream ‘bout a boy in a castle/
And he’s dancin’ like a cat on the stairs” is an actual Jim Steinman lyric.

I said that instantly, then felt a little bad about myself, and then starred you for saying it 😂

Apparently you don’t spend enough time on mom-targeted Instagram. “SUV Mom” is a serious thing on social media, as embarrassing as it is, and this is the premier “SUV Mom” truck. Except maybe the Escalade/Expedition. At my daycare there are at least five of them every day, driven by tiny women who have two kids. The…

that name... why did her parents do that to her?

“TikToker Blaisey Arnold” is pretty much all you need to know here, isn’t it?

The Marvels featured a pretty nifty training montage where the 3 Marvels learn to use their powers together. I thought that movie was unfairly panned, it was fun yarn, more Legends of Tomorrow than Secret Invasion, and hope people are kinder to it over time.

Phases 4 and 5 will hereon in be referred to as the “gas leak phases”

When I’m attacked I kill thousands and thousands of people who had nothing to do with it.  That’s basic self-defense.

You could literally write the name of each episode from the first three seasons on little scraps of paper, pin each scrap to a dart board, throw 10 darts and whichever 10 episodes you hit first would make up a list that reasonable people would agree was pretty good (while still arguing for their own personal…

I know most of the Minecraft community is 10 or younger, but I am beyond frustrated at the fact that the most-useless mob-enabled addition was voted into the game. The crab mob fundamentally improved QOL and abilities by enabling you to place blocks further. It would have sped up building in both Survival and…

“Better than Boba Fett and Obi-Wan” is a masterclass in damning with faint praise

I think the problem you’ll find is that the Democratic criminals generally just aren’t as amusing as the Republican ones. There are exceptions of course, Anthony Wiener comes to mind but let’s be honest half the joke there was his name.

The first time I noticed it was in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. Which was genius and still hasn’t been topped.

Please put Sam Rockwell in all the movies. Like, get him and Walton Goggins in the same thing and it will instantly become my favourite thing of all time.

Nobody’s asking the real question here, which is:  What if a genie DID have a butt instead of a dick?

Roiland looks like the kinda manchild who brings a board game no one has heard of to a house party and throws a tantrum when no one wants to play.

If I had a nickel for every time a big name company replaced a big name voice actor for a big name role and refused to reveal the replacement until the premier of the next project featuring that voice...I’d have two nickels from adultswim and Nintendo.