Trump can’t form coherent sentences.

something is wrong in our economy if this is happening

Good god Francis, wtf are you doing??

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…

I know he’s just a kid but fuck him and his victimhood. He knew exactly what he was doing and has zero remorse. 

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

Cognitive dissonance is a core GOP value.

Shortly after the release of these there was a MASSIVE spike in people killed in their sleep by their cat.

Saw this at a fancy restaurant last week. My girlfriends and were out for dinner (yes, heathens, we were on fucking time, yes we tipped 20%, no, we didn’t make the waitress ‘sing for her supper’), when this dumbass pulls out a ring, drops down on one knee. And proposes to his girlfriend, who clearly wasn’t having it.…

I went the traditional route and proposed while drunk and in bed.

As a confirmed introvert, a restaurant proposal would have been a horror for me. The first person I was engaged to, did it on a Thanksgiving dinner during dessert in front of all his family, my mother and my sister. My family had no idea, but his did and it was awkward as hell, and pushed me to make a decision that I…

Your second best option is to propose at someone elses’ wedding.

You don't have to sell me on cats, I'm already a fan.

You're such a cypher that nobody will even notice your proposal. No one will ever love you. You are going to die cold and alone. Your cats will feast on your flesh.

I said elsewhere in this thread that this was the worst blown call ever, thanks for reminding me that it is in fact second worst. Poor Armando

I usually say that if a bad call beats you, it is your own fault for letting it be that close. But this was absolutely brutal. Like Armando Gallaraga perfect game brutal. If they are going to miss something like that, then watching a game is almost pointless and you can just watch a random number generator do its…

That . . . is amazing.

We must praise Danson as a global treasure, unrestricted by arbitrary borders.

I loved the “Niednagel” Easter egg that felt like it was especially for Good Place Podcast listeners.

Also, Chidi screaming, “As I was saying before I saw the TIME KNIFE!” is great. WJH’s timing, inflection and surprisingly jacked body are secret MVP’s on a show full of MVP’s.