kroboz
United States of Bonerland
kroboz

Its the squeaky clean ones the get nailed worst. People think you are hiding your true personality. If you are a flaming asshole you can get away with murder because people expect you say outrageous shit.  Just look at the former president.

It just also happens you didn’t understand

There was no sketchy sexual politics”

The guy whose body she had sex with was unconscious.

First up, you’re going to have to explain how it’s a bad faith argument.

But trainwrecks are typically best seen on the big screen.

I still don’t get the need for directors to keep giving this incredibly lukewarm take. Yeah it sucks that the movie you made, a labor of love, didn’t get a full theatrical run. But also...cope. It’s not personal. It’s the result of a global pandemic that has killed ~4.5 million people (so far).

I hope the next movie has the man whose body Wonder Woman repeatedly had sex with while he was unconscious press charges and seek true Justice 

Well, the movie was also heartbreaking...ly BAD amirite??? :P :P :P

Id absolutely love that.  Those assholes always work backwards to forget the creators of the Matrix are trans.  

It must be weird to revisit a franchise that is such a symbol to a certain group of assholes. Obviously the Matrix is way bigger and has more broad appeal than those groups, but if it were my movie I would be tempted to pause halfway through the movie and have Neo turn to the camera to say “The red pill is not a

As much as I think the Matrix sequels are... fine, there’s something appealing to me about a filmmaker returning to the franchise that made their career after 20+ years behind the camera, and giving it another go.

We understand that his Dick is much bigger now. That’s alright, buddy, come in off the balcony now.

Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

My favorite part of that is the dad who is packing his family up to evacuate their home shows up 30 seconds later in line for the Devastator.

I’m confused as to how anyone thought that voice was not Doctor Strange.  I thought it was obvious...like, not even a question.

In the attackers’ defense, they totally thought he was Ezra Miller.

I guess the first scene in “Eternals 2" will now involve Druig being attacked by a wampa.

That story doesn’t track either because no one in Ireland is ever embarrassed about being too drunk

“Start with Ezra Miller, then Tye Sheridanize him by 10% or so.”