What a rare misstep for the British Empire to honor a terrible man.

Yeah that’s how I always heard it as a kid. It’s just fake Italian-y sounds—which is problematic in its own way—but I never got why people wanted to find something nefarious when it’s such an obvious extension of the character’s speech quirks.

Can we rename “Great Job, Internet” to “Counting the Seconds Until We Die, Internet”?

I like Nolan movies. I want to see this movie. Nevertheless, WB can huff my nuts on this one. Your movie isn’t worth putting people’s lives at risk for, you dumb suits. Even if we get a vaccine soon and it’s safe to go to the theater I’m going to wait and pirate this movie because fuck y’all.

A noble family is given a new tract of land with valuable natural resources by the monarch, who is concerned about that family’s growing influence in the legislature. In doing so, the monarch gives that family’s rivals, who previously owned that territory, an excuse to attack them. Their rivals take it back by force…

The funny thing about Genisys is, despite how bad it was, I do remember a lot of it. I remember the intentionally goofy stuff, I remember the dumb goofy stuff, I remember Matt Smith as an absurd AI, I remember boring John Connor being evil for no reason. I remember that movie for all it’s faults.

Ha!  Fitting that it is orange.

Right? There’s a part of me that bristles at the way he’s got the entire internet satisfied with any little thing he does, but I can also appreciate the engineering. He’s like a human Old Spice ad.

You know, I really want to hate Ryan Reynolds, but he keeps doing fun stuff like this. That dumb hot asshole.

Well if the cancellation of The Venture Brothers leads to a live action version, we’ve got our Billy Quizboy.

Honestly, I almost teared up. Maybe it’s because it’s 2020 and everything is on fire, but seeing him just made me so happy.

Our phones are just trying to filter out the bias from the sky pushing its liberal climate change narrative. 

Absolutely true, I have Strange Brew on right now.

Most likely saving that for the sequel. Feyd comes in later after the Beast Rabban fucks up.

You don’t like anything do you?

Where is Sting and why is he not getting a steam bath in a speedo?

Someone had a post on FB that pointed out how the payroll tax exemption was going to need to be paid back. I had responded that it was also part of a plan to kill social security. My comment was censored (because of the word kill I assume?) See- their system works!

Doing the right thing doesn't pay shareholders as well as doing nothing.

The right wing audience isn’t going anywhere. Every far right Republican on Twitter has talked a big game about taking their ball and going to Gab and Parler and ... they’re still there, on Twitter.

Facebook being terrified of losing a bunch of shitty people’s traffic, when said shitty people, by and large, can barely…

I worked for a corporate company that had a corporate parent once