Spoiler: they fight, Godzilla will be the king of the monsters in the end. 

“Don’t spoil my viewing experience with your opinion in the review headline”

This sounds like Freakonomics for cars, which I love. Would very much love to see what you come up with. (And as a data-focused copywriter/web writer, this sounds like an interesting project to contribute to.) Please keep me updated! -Matt

Elon musk loves cave rescues.

Glad I’m not the only one who’s seeing Tesla’s increase presence on SoCal roads as a problem. This is anecdotal, but it just feels like the Model 3 drivers are... worse? Somehow? Like there’s a combination of arrogance and superiority, but also a lack of skill in their driving habits?

And Rob plays...

 A February movie finally in its place. 

Yeah, exactly. There’s no way it’s less expensive to remake a fucking movie than keep paying tiny residuals to weirdo animators. 

It’s a film that’s such a mess, it makes Nolan’s other films look retroactively worse. I think he’s afraid of it. 

Stop using these bullshit clickbait headline articles. Especially ones that show how poor your data analysis skills are, and inadvertently reveal the fact you probably shouldn’t be writing these fearmongery articles (let alone editing the work of others...).

As others have stated, the research summary is bad. The…

I thought it was, “The United States is the Florida of the world.”

Yes, that was the joke.

Yesssssss that moment where they scoot towards Keanu in that visual callback to Raid 2 had me giddy. 

Oliver Adams visited my middle school and showed us how he used a keyboard to make his techno. It was neat, but just how neat was completely lost on us. 

That’s off my radar. Oh bother.

Turns out their bullshit experiment in splitting the first season was, indeed, fucking idiotic and short-sighted. No one’s going to subscribe to catch the second half of a season of a show they haven’t seen.

Yeah that was rude of them to not consult everyone who may or may have not seen that blockbuster movie in 2004. What if they want to revisit them someday? Just to be safe, let’s add spoiler tags to the entire internet. 

Ah yes, what sort of prole would waste his time in such silly, boring movies back in 1999! Harrumph harrumph. Now, back to making comments about movies I didn’t like from 20 years ago on a pop culture website.

Imagine her complicated feelings about having her character killed off next season after she torpedos her Hollywood relationships. 

MCU perverts love it. “”You know, baby, technically you’re 18...”