“We’ve spent Paul’s life insurance and had to sell the McMansion.” - his family, probably. 

Venom is way more recognizable than whoever Silver and Black are. (See? I even watched the Spider-Man animated series but still don’t care about Felicia hardy.) if venom isn’t the critical or commercial success they want, how can any reasonable person think nobodies would succeed? 

This is the equivalent of, “one of my friends is black, so I’m not racist.”

No, the invasions were the result of our underestimation. We assumed they would greet us as liberators. 

But when have MI movies been about the plot, really? It’s a very similar story for every single film.

Maybe there are so many awful comments to moderate across Kinja’s sites, the one part-time intern Univision allows hadn’t gotten to this one yet.

Thanks, modern internet, for making sarcasm disclaimers necessary.

YES.

I’m so happy with this. But wish people had actually cared before electing an orange despot.

Who cares what it would do to trump, but it would probably prevent a nuclear pissing match.

Reminds me of this:

But this way we’ve confirmed whether or not this is made by fans or cynical executives. Just think of it as a free bonus for your B:TAS monthly subscription.

“What If Suicide Squad was a tv show with no budget?”

So are we gonna do this all week, every week, the entire season?

In honor of ihop falsely accusing 10 black students of not paying, you’ll only pay 3/5ths of a dollar per pancake! 

Yeah, I think it works mostly as a fascinating comparison to the iconic poster. We instantly recognize it admits both the same but strikingly changed from what we’ve seen thousands of times. 

I dunno, I think Blomkamp’s combination of violent grit, wry humor, and social commentary is a perfect fit for Robocop. I liked Chappie more than most, and Elysium was compelling AF (even if the final third was a complete mess).

Rebootcop.

Haha came here to comment, “You mean I can finally block that Prince Ruprecht asshat?” <3 

Oh no Violent J is broke? I can’t imagine a world where we aren’t privvy to his commentary or insane clown announcement videos. Can we start a GoFundMe?

“Wait, we’ve got this person on record as a Catholic!”
“Well WE have him as a Jehovah’s Witness!”
“Like hell you do! This guy’s a Mormon, dammit!”