Former “Value Realization Leader”:

Guys if you stop responding to him maybe he’ll go bother commenters on Aintitcool or something. 

Friendly edit: it’s “sow confusion and distrust,” like sowing a field with a seeds. Not “sew.”

Totally not fair. Anyone who’s spent the last two and a half decades insulated from both normal life and genuine punk culture through their moderate performing success would have made the same joke.

But definitely scroll past the review really fast to comment and tell everyone though. 

Great news! Have you seen the opening act of Solo?

Well you made me lol on the ride home from work. Worth it. 

post more threads maybe someone will respond to one and you’ll make a friend

The study, published in the Journal of Consumer Research, found that people facing upcoming appointments—like meetings, family events, personal errands, etc.—are unable to tackle the larger tasks their jobs often require, even if they actually have the time to do them.

Daniel Tiger doesn’t love my son like Mr. Rogers loved me. I don’t think my kid will get teary-eyed in his 30s when thinking about Daniel Tiger.

Great news! Universal is taking you idea and making it a really! (Until the first film flops, and then they’ll cross over your Shakespeare Universe with thedark universe to accidentally remake Tromeo and Juliet.)

No, this was perfect. Thank you.

What do you want from giant monster movies? Shakespeare?

...alcoholism.

Maybe Drake was spending time with family, shopping for groceries, or waiting for his PR person to respond before pushing this live? The timing of his response is fine.

Men do this all the time, especially to people who go bald early, and no one I’ve seen has really cared. (Or, yes, it does become something shared to connect over.) Maybe there’s a better example you can think of?

People said stuff like that to my wife during her pregnancies, and it felt like a way to connect and empathize over this shared human experience? Tbh this comment and some of the locker room talk feel more like generationally-based shittyness than Weinstein-level harassment.

“Subway: You know exactly what you’re getting, every time.”

Can we stop using Johnny Depp as the lead in for these stories? Because he’s awful, and the other trailers were better.

You underestimate our ability for short-term thinking.