Wait, he (allegedly) assaulted someone a few weeks ago? Well into the post-#MeToo world? That’s a special kind of hubris, even for Hollywood.

If what you’re saying is true, then it’s evwn more pathetic that you’re posting it here. It confirms you’re really a nobody, someone who desperately tries to spend time around real celebrities just so you can tell yet another person about the time you met a C-list actor “oh and they were so nice in person!” You’re a…

Working at universal studios doesn’t count, especially since you clearly don’t shoot footage.

Oh you must come from the reality where shows edit, mix, and promote themselves after shooting is done. My mistake.

Can we digitally replace him in every episodeor film he’s ever been in, ever? Would that be enough?

look, what he did was inappropriate and gross. He probably shouldn’t work going forward. But if you read the article, they’d already filmed the season when this stuff came to light. Putting a lot of people out of work as punishment to one person – who was gross but wasn’t Bill Cosby by any means – seems a little…

Does this mean I won’t be seeing the same first trailer with every. damn. movie. for the rest of the summer?

Omg stop no one here is your friend.

Not if you’re white.

Wait, Ghosted didn’t get cancelled halfway through the second episode? Because that’s when I stopped watching it.

And an even better retort from the future year of 2072, from whence I come! (Spoiler alert: everyone dies.)

You’re gonna wanna save this one to use again later.

Honest question: has there ever been a time when a LBO ended up being good for the purchased company? I’m trying not to compare everything to Gordon Gecko, but with Mitt Romney’s disastrous buyout of Toys R Us coming to a head, I wonder if it ever works out for the bulk of people (instead of just very, very rich…

Unless he’s a combustible Android, he’s no “human torch” to me!

I think a lot of people would disagree with you. (Also, why is Marvel in air quotes in the ladybug paragraph? Is there a different Marvel you’re referring to? So many questions.)

Gawker Media Group.

What kind of fucking loser parent is “horrified” about this type of notice? This is more of an “annoyed,” or “put off.”

Okay, you know that middle-aged lady at work who refuses to learn new computer programs, and her strategy to get her way is “be so difficult they just give in”, and also she’s not very good at her job but she’s been there too long to fire? That’s basically every serious Girl Scout leader.

IMO, BSA leaders are more sad and depressing than aggressive.

Because Girls Scouts are filled with Girl Scout leaders, who, in my ample experience, are unbearable bullies.