"This election is so terrible, it's giving me cancer! What a pain in the ass!"

Unless your house was about to collapse on top of you…

As a young father, I'm amazed at how much of my ideas about being a good dad come from Hank Hill. Hank was the ideal father my own dad never could be.

The last time someone mentioned it was when James Cameron announced he'd added a third sequel. I believe the response was, "Was anyone actually asking for this? I can't even remember the last time anyone mentioned Avatar, even to make fun of it."

Look, I get that Barbara being paralyzed/assaulted/etc. as moral punishment for bat-sex is icky and pretty dated. But isn't the fact this story is still considered by a lot of people to be the "greatest" Batman story even more problematic? It reeks of pushing the envelope for shock value, and any insights into the…

No, it was, but nothing else was.

You mean if it has a user interface that's actually usable? Or more than one piece of content worth watching?

If you run a marathon, that will ruin you for other races. After training for a marathon (once, a few years ago), I can readily run 3-4 miles even if I’m out of shape. Kind of takes the excitement out of planning for a 5k.

Alternate headline: "Lena Dunham losing relevancy, comments on obviously offensive video to get back in the news"

Yeah, exactly. I wanted to see a drone dump a big pile of mentos, or a guy covered in Mentos jumping in a diet coke pool. But this was just dumb, through and through.

I'm just saying, finding humor in the "welcome to Earf" meme doesn't necessarily have to be racist.

It's Diet Coke and Mentos, you idiots. Why did they waste it like this? And such a long, anti-climactic video. I hope this guy goes blind or something for wasting our collective time like this.

For the record, I'm white, and I have a speech impediment where I replace "th" sounds with "f" sounds occasionally. I say "Earf" more than I mean to. I also say "birfday." Does that make me racist?

No it can't fuck you bed phone forever

My son is going to be fucking furious about losing Daniel Tiger's Neighbourhood.

Or just re-use the soundtrack to Batman Forever!

I gotcher mother box RIGHT HERE

But I only clicked to comment that I didn't want coverage. Don't they take negative comments into their page view metric algorithms? Isn't that why they have so many interns? Guys?

I'm good for Chewbacca Mom coverage, thanks.

It autoconnects when I turn the car on and auto-disconnects when the car turns off (which is great because that auto-pauses my audio). Mine hunts for bluetooth until until my phone connects, but all I need to do to put it back into pairing is hit the << and >> buttons at the same time. (My wife and I switch between…

It autoconnects when I turn the car on and auto-disconnects when the car turns off (which is great because that…