"This election is so terrible, it's giving me cancer! What a pain in the ass!"

Unless your house was about to collapse on top of you…

That’s incorrect - losing your job should qualify you for a change mid-cycle because that’s an official life event or something. Whoever told you that was an idiot (which is probably the case – I had to deal with them a few years ago, and I was told 4 different things by 3 different people).

As a young father, I'm amazed at how much of my ideas about being a good dad come from Hank Hill. Hank was the ideal father my own dad never could be.

The last time someone mentioned it was when James Cameron announced he'd added a third sequel. I believe the response was, "Was anyone actually asking for this? I can't even remember the last time anyone mentioned Avatar, even to make fun of it."

Look, I get that Barbara being paralyzed/assaulted/etc. as moral punishment for bat-sex is icky and pretty dated. But isn't the fact this story is still considered by a lot of people to be the "greatest" Batman story even more problematic? It reeks of pushing the envelope for shock value, and any insights into the…

Obviously not, duh. I was making a point about the unnecessarily abrasive headline, not the contents of the leak.

And besides, I didn’t even reference the sex tape. I referenced the way Gawker outed Peter Thiel.

What kind of a site would post someone’s private information like a bunch of dickheads? That’s like unnecessarily outing someone.

...Oh, right.

No, it was, but nothing else was.

You mean if it has a user interface that's actually usable? Or more than one piece of content worth watching?

Reading articles like this makes me think I could be pretty successful at running a pirate site. Maybe Giz should make an infographic: “Top ways to protect your identity from the feds when running illegal operations online”

If you run a marathon, that will ruin you for other races. After training for a marathon (once, a few years ago), I can readily run 3-4 miles even if I’m out of shape. Kind of takes the excitement out of planning for a 5k.

Do you use Snapchat? The Discover section is full of articles from MTV and Cosmopolitan with sexually explicit content. Even if you don’t follow any porn-y or sexual accounts, the Discover suggested stories promote sexual topics. While my kid isn’t a teenager, I felt frustrated the app didn’t give me the option to…

Alternate headline: "Lena Dunham losing relevancy, comments on obviously offensive video to get back in the news"

Yeah, exactly. I wanted to see a drone dump a big pile of mentos, or a guy covered in Mentos jumping in a diet coke pool. But this was just dumb, through and through.

I'm just saying, finding humor in the "welcome to Earf" meme doesn't necessarily have to be racist.

It's Diet Coke and Mentos, you idiots. Why did they waste it like this? And such a long, anti-climactic video. I hope this guy goes blind or something for wasting our collective time like this.

For the record, I'm white, and I have a speech impediment where I replace "th" sounds with "f" sounds occasionally. I say "Earf" more than I mean to. I also say "birfday." Does that make me racist?

No it can't fuck you bed phone forever

My son is going to be fucking furious about losing Daniel Tiger's Neighbourhood.