Your stupid joke made me do a spit take at the office.

It's sustainable if you're doing something else and listening to it in the background. The tub part with the tree was pretty great.

Eating disorder? Would also explain why she was so thin.

Wonderful points. I bestow upon you the MRA fedora of gallantry.

Well, yeah, but ordinary people wouldn't even be able to get to the point where 40-500 people accuse them of rape. Ordinary people don't have the power to ruin someone's career if they make a legitimate rape accusation. So this (an overwhelming number of rape accusations) isn't a problem that would affect ordinary…

Home Improvement?

Right, but, hypothetically, if Sony did let her out, it would open the flood gates. I think – IANAL.

I mean, let's say, for sake of argument, Dr. Luke did rape Ke$ha, among many other starlets. As a recent episode of SVU taught me, "If you go against (incumbent rapist/kingmaker), you'll never work in this town again!"

Yeah I watch SVU I know how it goes.

"Oh, that's one of those Japanese toilets. They all have cameras."

This house is two miles from my own house. We've got an extra bedroom in case Dame Helen Mirren needs a place to crash while filming.

"Oh shit, the film's premiering TOMORROW??!!!"

Bravo!

Godzilla 2? You mean Girls: Season 6? LOLOLOLOL fat joke

Name of your sex tape.

But not 70s nostalgia because screw the Muppets.

It actually connects through bluetooth into aux, so it’s the best of both worlds. Easy to disconnect it if you have an iPod or something w/out bluetooth.

It actually connects through bluetooth into aux, so it’s the best of both worlds. Easy to disconnect it if you have…

I came here to write the exact same thing. If you don’t have bluetooth yet, get this.

I came here to write the exact same thing. If you don’t have bluetooth yet, get this.

Screw you guys I dressed up as shaggy for the Scooby Doo float at our community college parade because I was so skinny, just like the cartoon. So go eat a dick with your unrealistic standards of beauty, body shaming Internet.

So you know about how revenue is reinvested into growth, and lower-than-projected revenue (such as 5%) wouldn’t be enough for expected growth plans? And so a disappointing revenue stream from this toy line (which may have been intended to be reinvested into something else) could still turn a profit but being a…