Yeah, exactly. I wanted to see a drone dump a big pile of mentos, or a guy covered in Mentos jumping in a diet coke pool. But this was just dumb, through and through.

I'm just saying, finding humor in the "welcome to Earf" meme doesn't necessarily have to be racist.

It's Diet Coke and Mentos, you idiots. Why did they waste it like this? And such a long, anti-climactic video. I hope this guy goes blind or something for wasting our collective time like this.

For the record, I'm white, and I have a speech impediment where I replace "th" sounds with "f" sounds occasionally. I say "Earf" more than I mean to. I also say "birfday." Does that make me racist?

No it can't fuck you bed phone forever

My son is going to be fucking furious about losing Daniel Tiger's Neighbourhood.

Or just re-use the soundtrack to Batman Forever!

I gotcher mother box RIGHT HERE

But I only clicked to comment that I didn't want coverage. Don't they take negative comments into their page view metric algorithms? Isn't that why they have so many interns? Guys?

I'm good for Chewbacca Mom coverage, thanks.

It autoconnects when I turn the car on and auto-disconnects when the car turns off (which is great because that auto-pauses my audio). Mine hunts for bluetooth until until my phone connects, but all I need to do to put it back into pairing is hit the << and >> buttons at the same time. (My wife and I switch between…

It autoconnects when I turn the car on and auto-disconnects when the car turns off (which is great because that…

Your stupid joke made me do a spit take at the office.

It's sustainable if you're doing something else and listening to it in the background. The tub part with the tree was pretty great.

Eating disorder? Would also explain why she was so thin.

Wonderful points. I bestow upon you the MRA fedora of gallantry.

Well, yeah, but ordinary people wouldn't even be able to get to the point where 40-500 people accuse them of rape. Ordinary people don't have the power to ruin someone's career if they make a legitimate rape accusation. So this (an overwhelming number of rape accusations) isn't a problem that would affect ordinary…

Home Improvement?

Right, but, hypothetically, if Sony did let her out, it would open the flood gates. I think – IANAL.

I mean, let's say, for sake of argument, Dr. Luke did rape Ke$ha, among many other starlets. As a recent episode of SVU taught me, "If you go against (incumbent rapist/kingmaker), you'll never work in this town again!"

Yeah I watch SVU I know how it goes.