"Oh, that's one of those Japanese toilets. They all have cameras."

This house is two miles from my own house. We've got an extra bedroom in case Dame Helen Mirren needs a place to crash while filming.

"Oh shit, the film's premiering TOMORROW??!!!"

Bravo!

Godzilla 2? You mean Girls: Season 6? LOLOLOLOL fat joke

Name of your sex tape.

But not 70s nostalgia because screw the Muppets.

It actually connects through bluetooth into aux, so it’s the best of both worlds. Easy to disconnect it if you have an iPod or something w/out bluetooth.

It actually connects through bluetooth into aux, so it’s the best of both worlds. Easy to disconnect it if you have…

I came here to write the exact same thing. If you don’t have bluetooth yet, get this.

I came here to write the exact same thing. If you don’t have bluetooth yet, get this.

Screw you guys I dressed up as shaggy for the Scooby Doo float at our community college parade because I was so skinny, just like the cartoon. So go eat a dick with your unrealistic standards of beauty, body shaming Internet.

So you know about how revenue is reinvested into growth, and lower-than-projected revenue (such as 5%) wouldn’t be enough for expected growth plans? And so a disappointing revenue stream from this toy line (which may have been intended to be reinvested into something else) could still turn a profit but being a…

First class was 3/4s of a great movie that wasn’t quite sure how it should end. But that just shows the problem with basically every X-men movie. When things get big and loud (rather than focusing on the characters, what motivates them, etc.), the movies aren’t very good.

Right. Upon re-reading, I think I missed the point they were trying to make because I got so thrown off by their insane example.

No, I get that part. The example would have been better comparing two people with similar incomes but different credit card utilization. Comparing someone who is in the top 1% of earners with someone who’s basically at the poverty line seems like a false equivalency.

Does anyone else think that example was totally bonkers and out of touch? “Mary makes SIX TIMES the average US salary (according to 2014 US Census Bureau numbers). She also has a credit card balance that’s less than 2% of her annual income. We’d much prefer her over Joe, who’s making less than half of the average…

That's right, Mr. Filmgoer! Warner's Pix Not A Hit! Flix Director Nixed, Plans Remixed! Zak Panicks!

I don’t think he’s trying to unfairly downplay Tesla’s system. I think, as another commented mentioned, this guy is responding to the Cult of Tesla. We’re all really excited about autonomous driving, and Tesla’s currently got the closest consumer-available system. Sure, it’s cool to see a Tesla swerve to miss an…

I thought JGL was doing a Nic Cage impression, but then I saw real Nic Cage and lost it.

Guys! June is technically later this year! They're gonna announce a new Nintendo in June! I hear it's gonna have 8 controller ports and use a 128 bit processor!

There's no good story reason for her to be Talia al Ghul. Sure, someone had to trick Bruce because…. I dunno, I guess it wouldn't have worked without it? But Bane could have operated on his own without any League of Shadows connection other than "This guy got kicked out for being too ruthless wow!" Instead, he was…