This house is two miles from my own house. We've got an extra bedroom in case Dame Helen Mirren needs a place to crash while filming.

"Oh shit, the film's premiering TOMORROW??!!!"

Bravo!

Godzilla 2? You mean Girls: Season 6? LOLOLOLOL fat joke

Name of your sex tape.

But not 70s nostalgia because screw the Muppets.

It actually connects through bluetooth into aux, so it’s the best of both worlds. Easy to disconnect it if you have an iPod or something w/out bluetooth.

It actually connects through bluetooth into aux, so it’s the best of both worlds. Easy to disconnect it if you have…

I came here to write the exact same thing. If you don’t have bluetooth yet, get this.

I came here to write the exact same thing. If you don’t have bluetooth yet, get this.

Screw you guys I dressed up as shaggy for the Scooby Doo float at our community college parade because I was so skinny, just like the cartoon. So go eat a dick with your unrealistic standards of beauty, body shaming Internet.

So you know about how revenue is reinvested into growth, and lower-than-projected revenue (such as 5%) wouldn’t be enough for expected growth plans? And so a disappointing revenue stream from this toy line (which may have been intended to be reinvested into something else) could still turn a profit but being a…

First class was 3/4s of a great movie that wasn’t quite sure how it should end. But that just shows the problem with basically every X-men movie. When things get big and loud (rather than focusing on the characters, what motivates them, etc.), the movies aren’t very good.

Right. Upon re-reading, I think I missed the point they were trying to make because I got so thrown off by their insane example.

No, I get that part. The example would have been better comparing two people with similar incomes but different credit card utilization. Comparing someone who is in the top 1% of earners with someone who’s basically at the poverty line seems like a false equivalency.

Does anyone else think that example was totally bonkers and out of touch? “Mary makes SIX TIMES the average US salary (according to 2014 US Census Bureau numbers). She also has a credit card balance that’s less than 2% of her annual income. We’d much prefer her over Joe, who’s making less than half of the average…

Convert car sales lots to charging lots. Have cars automatically charge on a schedule determined/optimized by an algorithm. Bam.

Exactly. I don’t get why people are reacting against this in an emotional way.

...then the cars automatically increase the distance between vehicles and adjust speeds accordingly?

If/when self-driving cars are proven to be significantly safer and there’s an affordable subscription model for anyone to afford needed transportation, public opinion will change relatively quickly. In as little as 10 years, we could see requirements that all new cars are autonomous-compatible (meaning autonomous…

...What? No, since they would’ve owned by Uber or Google or whomever, they would return to the charging station as needed. You’d summon a car when you need one. And you wouldn’t be assigned one vehicle, but you’d basically subscribe for access to their network of vehicles. The network takes care of maintenance,…

That's right, Mr. Filmgoer! Warner's Pix Not A Hit! Flix Director Nixed, Plans Remixed! Zak Panicks!