Yeah. I feel bad about io9, but after it was absorbed by Gizmodo (which is also terrible now), I mentally wrote it off. RIP lifehacker and io9.

I'm so happy. While I'd miss lifehacker, I'd be so happy for it to go under. That site is everything wrong with modern journalism.

But in my defense, Hulu didn't have the "Turn off constant tampon ads" payment tier then.

My favorite part of that movie was when I imagined him spending 10+ hours setting all of that up.

The C stands for "Coma".

Right, I picked up on all that. Glad it's just not us who feel weirded out by them. So how does it resolve?

Minor spoilery question about last season: my best gal and I lost interest about 2/3 of the way through because of the whole "IS MATTHEW RHYS GOING TO STICK IT IN A MINOR??!?!?!" plotline. (It was a tad too icky for us.) Does that plotline actually lead anywhere thematically rewarding? I want to love this show, but I…

All sarcasm/online roleplay aside, that actually made a lot more sense to me. Time to hang myself on the rooftop community garden in shame.

AHHHHHHHHHHH got it. You see, I'm from "the city," and we "city folk" don't take too kindly to agrarian metaphors, as it makes us look like we're the ignorant ones and thus flips our simplistic paradigm on its head.

I'm sorry, "Closing the barn door"? Is that a midwest saying?

Not to victim blame, but lots of people were totally asking for this and deserved what they got. Fueled by nostalgia, Buzzfeed articles, and a healthy dose of schadenfreude, I'm surprised the audience clamoring for shows like Fuller House aren't getting more revivals.

Whew, glad I never got too invested in this one. Dodged a bullet.

Ha ha! That's EXACTLY the kind of humor we were all hoping for!

I hope he's some sort of Ridley ancestor, but with hijinks.

Yeah what's up with that guys what do we even pay you for

Yeah, maybe this would have been another Mulaney.

If only they could have hired one of the albino native American comedic actresses in her age range instead.

News about The Killers, Anima Collective, and Andrew Bird in the same day? It's 2008 week on The AV Club!

Well, at least some good came out of this horror.

That explains the whispy, unintimidating voice.