The Audience Network? Good thing my subscription to The Pirate Bay includes that channel.

Ugh, that feeble attempt at attention whoring actually showed up on Facebook's top stories. How soon until Chelsea Handler runs out of unattractive body parts to show off for attention?

Unpleasant? Yes, but also the pinnacle of machined celebrity.

Her long list of ex-lovers will tell you she's insane.

Should have read, "The Internet Never Wants Christopher Nolan to Make a Comedy."

Saw Bill Cosby live a few years ago, and he specifically mentioned how he wanted to use his name for some sort of social media application.

THIS.

I meant a budget version of Ryan Seacrest. Someone generically white and attractive.

Hari Kondabalu will play a computer science major and replace Dani Pudi

Next, we'll learn Joel McHale is leaving but being replaced by Ryan Seacrest, or some budget version thereof.

What does this report say about people like my parents who probably never cancelled their AOL subscription when they switched to Verizon broadband? How many idiots like them are there?

I prefer the beta version: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"Anti-comedy" jokes: More not-comedy than anti-comedy, somehow.

"Diabetes Celiac Megacolon Hybrid"
What an attractive name for a child.

My, this is surprisingly earnest in a thread as silly as this. And maybe if we all went and saw God's movie, Left Behind, as much as we were supposed to, He would have freed us from the liberals' president ('cause he sure ain't mah president!)?

Sounds like he's on a highway straight to hell.

Ew

This is like a mean joke on nerds. "I'll appear as something attainable, something they love, but they'll never, ever yellow their fingertips with this Cheeto."

It wasn't the length of the wait, it was the fact I haven't seen a load screen since I was skinny (years ago).

Gah, was Homestar Runner always so… tiny? And loadscreeny?