Well yeah, it’s 3 weeks till showtime and tickets aren’t even on sale yet.  This thing is not happening.

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

The USWNT already has Megan Rapinoe to provide strong leadership, but I guess Hope Solo could create a good cop/bad cop situation. After all, it usually takes more than one officer to get Hope Solo in cuffs.

They seem to have some pretty outspoken people currently on the national team ? Of course if there is a need for someone to get violent at a family BBQ then I’m sure Hope and her husband will get a call. 

An undisputed classic that shall endure as such for a thousand years.

Wow. A triumph of the reply.

You know what movie is great, Leni Riefenstahl’s Olympia. Now there’s a director who could stick to sports.

Gosh, you are so brave sitting there typing that out. I am truly impressed and not at all laughing at yet another keyboard warrior who will do absolutely nothing they have just typed that they would.

I’ve been fine with the goofs so far but I would caution the team that in the event of a goal against the Netherlands they should be careful with any finger in the dike celebrations

if you need a camera on the back of your car, you are not the best parallel parker on staff.

Looking back, I actually think Trump supporters can draw inspiration from movies like Happy Gilmore.

Also: Fo’, fo’, fo’.

“Because there are no fours” is one of the best NBA quotes of all time, right up there with Micheal Ray Richardson’s “This ship be sinkin’” and Shaq’s response when asked if he visited the Parthenon while in Athens: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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He also just won a big golf tournament.

The Magary household in a few weeks...

It’s stunning to me that anyone would even start a venture like this without at least 5 seasons worth of burn ready to go. It’s never going to take off in one season. I mean shit, they haven’t even had a go at the top undrafted talent from an NFL draft.
An idea this huge would never make money year one, but I’d have…

Now I’m a cynical dipshit from DC, which I only add to provide context. I am constantly flabbergasted at how bad and dumb actions like this are rolled out. You want to gut public schools and award contracts to Halliburton to provide grade D meat where legally required? Sure, I’ll figure out how to justify it if you…

Hiding under my clothes when I get dressed

Witnesses described the man as “funny lookin.”