“Without immigration restrictions, there are no national borders. Without national borders, there are no nation-states.” 

Looking at that header photo, I’m reminded that it all comes back to that hair.

He believes the bit about the smugglers and the duct tape because he believes it, and because he believes it now he will never stop believing it.

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

This is perfect. It’s the Donny Two Scoops trifecta:

*golf clap*

Much like Alan Moore, AOC tends to butt heads with the people in charge of DC.

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

Here are two policies that you should follow.

Pretty sure a baptism happens at the beginning of a person’s life.

Just consider it. Deadspin idiots try Barbershop (BarberChopped??) Quartet

“They don’t do colleges because their fees are too high for colleges to afford.”

It’s always nice to be told I don’t understand the subject matter by someone who didn’t understand the article.

It won’t last. Trust me: I have shepherded three kids into their double digits. The kids will be come intransigent at some point digging in on something such as anti-rice or monogamy viz. chicken fingers. You are so fucked and you don’t even know it. My middle daughter - brilliant and about as pleasant a teenager as…

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Look, this guy said some shitty stuff that I am sure he regrets in the light of day.

It’s actually 6/11 times 10, but who’s counting?

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.