If I learned anything from JJ Bittenbinder, if he hadn’t have let go of the shirt he would now be with the attacker at a second location.

This was a great piece, definitely better than all the collective writings of Burneko and Drew Magary combined! (They flag this when I write their names, right?) Hey do you have the power to ungrey me? And where do you want to go to dinner on the 24th?

I’m also not surprised by these revelations given his books. However, reading his New Yorker article charitably shows that he’s become aware of his problems with women and that he’s working on them. This is the question I want to ask to every #metoo revelation that concerns men who have openly acknowledged their…

After one of my friends was stung/bitten by a carpenter bee in the late ‘90s, we spent the better part of that summer smacking those fuckers to hell with this artifact from MLB’s Steroid Era. I can still hear the “PING!”

It is demonstrably untrue that “everyone” opposed the Soviet Union but it’s sort of irrelevant to the point if there were also liberals opposed to the Soviets. The question was “have conservatives ever been on the right side of history.” They were on the right side of that question. Other people being on that side…

A little boy could have homered off a pitch that fat, man.

Ugh, the outrage cycle strikes again. I don’t know why you people have to go fission for controversy like this.

“For analysis, let’s now turn to Senior Deadspin Commentariat Correspondent Lying Cat. Lying Cat, what do you think?”

Some decent names on that list!

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Who knows better what a hot piece of ass looks like than a giant piece of shit?

Counterpoint: Sports bars are actually awful places to watch sports, and I routinely go to non-sports bars to watch sports in peace and quiet whilst eating food and drinking beer.

Hardly the only Oxy Moron in Jacksonville.

Either way, you’re getting someone who’s spent a little time sitting courtside at Barclays.

I disagree. He’s a loathsome individual but a justice system built on vengeance is no justice system at all.

Just like Yoda wanted to think of himself as a cool lovable muppet and not a CGI mess.

What is this?

Several schools have reportedly turned down a similar donation from another NBA great as they’re reluctant to open the JR Smith Basketball Facility for Hot Women.

He traveled.

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.