These kind of discussions drive me insane. Every time someone mentions the end of The Sopranos, or The Thing, or Inception, or Lost in Translation, or The Shining, or Blade Runner, everyone tries to prove definitively what the ending means and rejects any other interpretations. Why does know one understand that these…

Given Solo’s history with domestic violence...maybe reconsider the wording of the headline?

I think the answer is almost certainly Yes, based on articles like these. LeBron (like many other all-time great athletes) has such an absurd memory for opponents’ strategies and tendencies that he could probably dominate the Starcraft scene if he wanted to.

When you describe Trump as “wet”, I always picture a toddler waiting impatiently for his parent to dry him off after a bath. That kind of indignant helplessness defines our Big Damp Boy.

Promises made, promises kept.

Not to turn into an Internet Psychiatrist, but this man is almost certainly mentally challenged or mentally ill. Two drinks don’t cause a healthy person to act like this.

(Houston is already in the Land of Light, by your definition)

I don’t understand. I thought Curry and Durant are both healthy now.

I would say holster the all-beef team until you can amass a Full Ojeleye.

Counterpoint: the California condor is a horrendous abomination, and it is the only endangered species for which I actively root for extinction.

Um...is anyone going to tell Franzen that at least 30% of the Internet now consists of essays. Between blogs, op-eds, and Tweetstorms, we need far, far fewer essays in our lives.

I hate to ask this, but does this at least validate the methodology behind the Process? Suck for years to get high picks, develop young talent, profit? If it can work with the incredibly unpredictable baseball draft, it may be an even better strategy in basketball.

Remember when Kanye said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people”, and we all laughed, but there was a little twinge of doubt in us that maybe he was telling the truth, and that would be horrific, but it was such an abhorrent idea that the President of the United States could just ignore the life-threatening…

I gotta go Uranus over Neptune. Its axis of rotation is nearly sideways! Neptune’s got nothing distinguishing it, except for being the last planet (RIP Pluto). Plus, “Uranus” joins 69 and asparagus pee in the pantheon of things that anyone who was ever 13 years old finds funny.

My greatest shame is that, while I have forgotten playing with my first dog and my grandfather teaching me how to shoot a basketball, I still remember every fucking line and story beat from Rocket Power.

No one from the Knicks organization has been in touch with Kristaps Porzingis since he skipped exit meetings.

This is all terrible to hear, but I believe your article is missing some important context:

Are you feeling the new Gorillaz album?

“Oh I just love your muted Earth-tone top. I’m too much of a summer to pull it off myself, though.”

Was this a low-key dig at the ‘Skins? Because I agree, they are not a major professional sports team.