Obviously the blue part here is the land.

Just tell Lucius you promise to destroy it after you’re done

I can think of no worse model for running a football team than the modern CEO. Unfortunately, I can think of no more apt analogy for the way the NCAA FBS schools run their programs, with a head coach that has no loyalty to the program, no accountability for its success or lack of it, is able to make millions while his…

And the 2017 “I Can’t Believe I’m Fucking Doing This, I Was In Harry Potter, Who Are These Imbeciles. I Need To Fire My Agent” award goes to Emma Watson for “The Circle”.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

Yeah, I realize I’m toeing the line of shit take. But at the same time, when a collective is getting the pillory ready, it’s also important to remember when genuine remorse has been shown. There’s still value in someone being honest enough to say they’ve fucked up; that’s far from automatic in 2017. 

He shot for The Atlantic, and ended up in Boy’s Life magazine.

I was so disappointed after all the hype when I finally got to try it this year.

Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

Ikea. It’s Ikea. This is gonna be the shortest podcast ever.

I was at a meeting overlooking Gov Center, saw this and made some excuse about having to leave

I will honestly miss this shit.

There are 7.5 billion people in the world. Of that number, fewer than 3,000 people are considered good enough to play in the NFL (including scout teams). There are 50-ish people that can start at the quarterback position. There are 10, maybe, that can be considered “elite” or even “very good.” The line separating a…

I honestly don’t understand how the people working around him could allow this. Even if it is totally heartfelt, the optics are terrible.

This is like the quintessential expression of thoughts and prayers.

+1 reference

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

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