Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

FTFY

No, I think it’s us Jalops who are out of touch with the American car market. Most Americans just want a lifted overweight hatchback to haul around their girth and their 2.5 kids because getting a minivan is too embarrassing. And some Americans want a pickup truck for the one time they need to get some mulch from…

What is it with Russians and golden showers??

It’s not the making.

Just as I was pulling into my driveway in the lovely college town of San Marcos Texas I had a cop turn his lights on. Seeing as how I was in my driveway, I parked my car and waited for him to come up to the window. The police officer proceeds to inform me that my license plate illumination lights were out, which I…

That’s not how I towed you to do it.

I’m secure enough in my masculinity that I’d rather blow a guy than drive a pink Porsche.

“Is that coachwork by Mulliner Park Ward?”

I bet they found a log in his pants though.

I’ll eat my hat if that magic ICBM Putin talks about isn’t just a fan-wank version of Project Pluto and SLAM. Unheard of, my ass. We had (and built out most of) this idea back in the all-redmeat-leaded-gas-two-pack-a-day-60's and realized it was a bad idea even then. . .
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto

For everyone talking about how the users should have known that they needed to pay attention and how the marketing points out that the system requires constant attention is missing important facts.

I don’t know about a bigger dick, but I’ve been working towards a bigger bank account for practically my whole life. From what I hear, it’s better than a bigger dick.

It is a little paradoxic that the country self-styled as the biggest democracy on Earth need her citizens ready to revolt against her.

If you refer to any interstate as “the” followed by a number, you just may be a douchebag.

Or maybe he just doesn’t like that modern cars have converged on being bloated high horsepower luxury performance machines? Seriously, why would I want my toy car to be a heavy gadget filled luxury machine? It’s even more irritating that car marketing is full of aspirational bullshit claims of refinement,…

Never going to buy ANYTHING Dyson. Like Apple they don’t really produce anything of value, or at least nothing that someone else hasn’t already done better and FAR cheaper. Apple an Dyson both are MARKETING companies. If anything Dyson is more egregious.
1. They are trading on the name of a certifiable genius, but he…

Ferris Bueller disagrees.

You put the lime in the contsruction hut and mix it all together.