A TSB may have been issued not because of faulty equipment, but because the brand doesn’t want petty complaints to rise up for what is actually true - performance brakes do make more noise. I don’t know how hard you brake, but it’s possible that lesser “normal” brakes offer the same performance as the performance…

Jesus christ, people and funerals. There are very few good rules for funerals, and they can be summed up as:

It’s like Toyota designers went, “so you think our designs are bland? Ok, here’s our new design language. We call it “Eye Rape”.”

It’s just so... ugly.

You missed an opportunity to use this headline:

Yes, but they rely on a volunteer crew. Not very effective.

Sedans don’t rule. Proof: this would be better as a wagon.

Have a star!

How about “Chase”

slot mags are ugly. fight me

Winter tires are not great on dry pavement, but still provide reasonable performance. Summer tires on snow = off the charts awfulness. There’s a big difference.

“Gee, I have the money to buy a Huracan but I really wish it was a kit car and looked like a DeTomaso Pantera instead”

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel...

Neutral: No. They’re not selling because their new models are bloated, ungainly-looking and too expensive relative to where they were. Simpler, cheaper and more fun is the solution.

Christ, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE?!

David. David. DAVID. Stop. Please. Why must you always buy rusty crapcans when the south is literally overflowing with rust free crapcans that will end up costing far less than you’re going to spend getting that garbage moving under its own power. If it’s a matter of distance, I’ll help haul it.

“Low-Ass Bridge Gives Red Light Runner A Taste Of Instant Karma”

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

If my neighbor parked a tank on the street, the only one who would get tired of anything would be the owner who would get tired of me knocking on his door, begging him to let me drive his tank.