Hear Hear.

Fuck that bitter herb.

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

Jezspin forever

Weight is a street term referring to selling drugs in large quantities. In other words, he wasn't selling dime bags or zips (ounces), he was selling by the pound. 

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

The Defenechstration of Houston

That’s some JV shit right there.

This sucks. He’s pretty high up on the list of guys we never really got to appreciate because he was never on a good enough team/had the right teammates. 

Well, I’m really glad it happened. Not just because Toronto sports has just been a stink-filled orgy of painful losses the last decade or how much a miss would have mirrored Vince’s miss against the Sixers 20 years ago.

During Sportsnet’s (one of two Canadian ESPNs, basically, don’t ask why we have two) highlight shows afterward, they just played the final 2 minutes of the game, uninterrupted, from the TNT broadcast every half hour. 

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

Please use the “Jennifer” meme after all future headlines. My name is Jennifer and this article has that personal touch that most articles are missing and I really appreciate it. Thx.

I am fucking stanning the blazers and I will fight you tech bros wherever you are if you can find me I don’t know where I am hell yes let’s do some basketball 

I don't agree (I really want to believe but can't) but appreciate your optimism

Tomsula should really use a better pseudonym.

Alex

I’m not that surprised it isn’t his Achilles. KD’s heel turn was years ago.