or just grabbed it by the ol’ pussy

Pure, unadulterated schadenfreude. It’s just so good!

GUOY FROM BWAHSTAN CAN’T STAND ACKSCENTS

He has the same beleaguered look on his face in the picture at the top as Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s character from Along Came Polly.

This discount store version of Tonsil Licker is really annoying why can’t she just go away

The guy sitting next to the Human Brick can say, with a straight face, *that was a bad shot*

Sounds like a regular old-fashioned Dunk-a-Thon to me

Is this guy like the British version of Gronk?

You mean the guy who is completely estranged from his family and basically every other human on the face of the earth was *also* petty with his teammates?

This is the correct (and most brand-stanning) take.

“The chair is lower” was pure fire.

Maybe if she’d gone to public school she wouldn’t be so fucking stupid

The cruelty is the point. Fuck her and everyone like her forever.

Update: this actually all very ON-BRAND

Ironic that the self-professed evangelical hates poor people and the disabled so much.

As far as instigators go, he’s like Joakim Noah, but with talent. I hate him so much but I guess that’s what makes him so good...

When a guy becomes a verifiable superstar in the NBA, he is guaranteed a “journalist” whose sole job it is to drop to his knees and furiously slob the knob of said player until that player retires (see Windhorst, B). Sometimes, AFTER a player retires, a “journalist” volunteers for a job like that. This is that.

only slightly grosser than the on camera dick slathering Bilas gave Zion literally all night

I would have gotten a boner over socialism but if something went wrong (like a never ending socialist-induced boner) and I had to go to the bloodthirsty capitalist medical industrial complex here I would be bankrupt, so I decided to not be seduced by the socialism

Underwear meringue is my favorite sex act outside of Cleveland