FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

Git a rope!

The CFL is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side.

We were standing under a bridge in Texas when suddenly the ibogaine began to take hold. There is no horror quite like a quarter back on that rancid stuff. And I intended to ride that wave all the way to god damn Canada and back. First, I had to find my shoes. No light in this place! And suddenly the light there was…

“Laid Low by the Doo-Doo Ass” is arguably the best song of Dr. John's prolific early recording career.

The one true lesson I learned, never turn your back on a drug.

*Starts article*
“Oh Jesus, this is going to be one of those long, self indulgent, bullshit articles that spends 50,000 words telling a joke only one person fucking likes.”

I’ve never been a fan of Embiided journalism.

cha-cha-cha

Is that article the most inflammatory thing Deadspin has ever published? Not Favre’s dick pic, or Lennay Kekua (RIP), or Kevin Johnson’s depredations, or any of the NUMEROUS AND INCREDIBLE pieces, but Marchman’s dumpster take on cereal singlehandedly lit the world on fire

Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.

Frankly I think it's unethical to post this on Deadspin without some kind of warning or label that it's satire.

NO CONSIDERATION FOR BEING HIT BY A CAR, REALLY.

Breakfast foods, ranked:

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

This is just awful and wrong.

Johnny Gomes of ranked lists.

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

What the hell is Milk And Honey Original Cafe Mix?