She’s a perfect ‘8'.

Holy shit! This was a great surprise in the middle of my day. I miss the TNC blog. I’m happy that he got the hell off of Twitter- his description of it being an unmoderated comment forum is generous at best.

This was a phenomenal piece of writing. Thanks for sharing this story.

Man, if poutine isn’t reason enough to go to Canada, nothing will convince them.

Can of soda with two hands is a lock.

This would work out great until they brought pizza into the green room and he went on a rant in the second half about how the ESPN green room was a front for child sex trafficking.

Based on the picture, are we sure she’s not really Elway’s kid?

I’ve been saving/growing my barrel-aged beer collection but after reading this I think I’m going to go home and drink myself do death this weekend. Jesus Christ.

The Colorado Shitter coverage was riveting. Truly one of the best things I’ve read in years.

Any love for Bastille’s “World Gone Mad?”

David Justice!

placed, of course, under the tree in the yard of his massive Pizza Hut

I would pay good fahking money to see this

That’s the spiciest shit take I’ve seen since the last mouth-breathing idiot said something like that after he was named GQs “Man of the Year”. Brah-vo.

well yeah, since the 150 were handed lead balloons and kicked off the ledge

“Oh, you meant BALLING, not bawling...”

This is a little like what happens to former Scientologists when they speak out against the church. Lord Zuck doesn’t take kindly to these kinds of sentiments.

The black metal band looks like WWE aficionado Greg Gianforte 

I just shot soda out of my nose.