We’re going to find out that Jerry Jones was paying him under the table for R&D

Nothing on this list about a Cleveland Steamer, huh?

The Commander-in-Chief continues to govern with very apparent brain damage, I don’t think this tradition is in immediate jeopardy.

These are almost better than the hockey names... *almost*

Inadequate Man*

He IS fun as hell, but GRIM RICK is still my favorite story line for the Jazz this season

The data suggests that he’s in for a hefty fine

Something something wishes he’d pulled out sooner amirite

HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE IS

To be fair, not the worst thing a Patriots TE has ever done in retaliation...

I’d like to pretend I’m more principled, but my fantasy football team isn’t going to manage itself.

Cool, he’s back, but I’m waiting for HIS sexual misconduct stories to start coming out. That’s what we’d call par for the course.

I said that in a grayed out comment

Are you guys still drunk from the party? They posted all of these yesterday morning along with a “Look at what time we all got on the chat machine” post.

This is bullshit on so many levels. *Cynical* is a very generous way of putting it and shows that the owners neither understand nor care to understand WHY the players are actually protesting. If they want to pledge $100MM to organizations that work against police brutality and funds for minorities who are not given…

Better options than Enes Kanter:

goddamn it, take your star and go boldly where no man has gone before

Over/under on the number of times he’s watched the movie?

If we’ve learned anything from the Trump experiment this year, it’s that the boss’s kid always fucks things up