When they found out that neither Jay Cutler or that doofus from Montana in Denver were available, they decided to hold out and see if Brett Favre might want to make a comeback.

What is LaVar Ball?

Well they definitely have the Kaep space to make it happen...

To be fair, he does have a history of putting things in other peoples’ mouths

Some of the best articles ever. RIP.

“...I think the Bears fans are the greatest people in the world but I don’t understand why the Bears organization is doing this.”

Trust the Process.

This is peak HamNo.

If there is better sports writing than the boxing analysis I read on Deadspin from time to time, I don’t know what it is. Great piece.

Fuck these people. They’ve since started NEW Youtube accounts to capitalize on their 15 minutes of flaming dumpster stardom. Fuck them, now and forever.

Have you cross-posted this at McSweeneys?

Take your goddamn star. +1 for taking me higher

This is the most Browns thing ever!

It’s almost like they’re making it up as they go.

The real victory for me here is that I somehow, inexplicably, ended up un-grayed. I’m gonna just savor that for now.

Man I kinda just lobbed that one up for you, huh? Good work.

On my FFB draft night, I took Zeke in the second round and declared to my draftmates that I believed that the league had somehow fucked up the entire endeavor of investigating the incident and that AT MOST, Zeke would serve a two game suspension. They thought that line of reasoning was both cynical and also awful…

Everyone was kungfu fighting...

I think my favorite revelation of this whole mess has been that he has the voice of a mouse who took a hit off of a helium bong. Can you just *imagine* his “ANGRY” voice?

Honest question, whose hair is worse? Mark Davis or Donald Trump?