His fight was a little bit like Rudy getting to come in for exactly one play. If pro boxing is so inclined, they should allow Rudy to come in for real next time. You know, just to see what happens...

He wants to test his limits AND he heard Boston was the far edge of the world, so he’s set no matter what

Is this like a metaphor for Magary or something?

Jesus Christ.

He looks like a seal that used a cheeseburger as a loofah every single day. If you used a microscope on a maggot-infested dog turd, you’d see Steve Bannon.

This is the show of unity our country needs. Let the healing begin!

You basically just watched the entire Eagles season before it even happens! Congrats.

This is an incredible piece of writing. Thanks for sharing it. At my high school a young man published a parody series about girls he had dated, all for laughs and not for substance. In one particular story, he referred to a young woman as a whore and a cheap trick, which would have been bad enough, but he didn’t…

While no fellow players criticized Bennett’s refusal to join them for the anthem, I suspect at least a few of them were not thrilled by the snapshot of the towel hanging over his head.

Man, if exposure could pay the bills...

Well we’re done here. No more work to be done.

It’s remarkable to me how quickly these guys can memorize and then recite these scripts from the flash cards they were given just a couple of hours ago. The funny/sad/areyoufuckingkiddingmerightnow thing about this is how far they continue to miss the mark. Fuck these dog whistling cowards today and forever.

Make the switch to steel wool. You’re welcome.

At least he didn’t do something REALLY serious like take a knee during the National Anthem. This oughta learn him.

Get off my lawn!

shouldn’a fucked with the Wu-Tang clan bro

I’m pretty sure being a part of the event is what made him look dumb, but what do I know?

They could ostensibly fix some problems on offense and sign LaVar Ball. I guess he’s a poor man’s Gronk.

Games? We’re talking... we’re talking about games? Games? I mean... games?

I just showed up to say that Dom Cosentino’s work is consistently good. That is all. Carry on.