He should take a picture of her and frame it since he’ll never be able to have kids after this series.

This is a little like the South Park episode where they have to choose between a Douche and a Turd Sandwich for their mascot. In this case, Republicans chose the Cheeto-crust covered herpes sore. Hell of a win for the GOP if you ask me.

YAAAASSSSS

Oh shit I just showed up for the Burneko takedown of Cruz... I’ll see myself out now.

His letter reads like Sarah Palin talks on TV.

Getting waterboarded by Donald Trump while being simultaneously sodomized by Rush Limbaugh isn’t as bad as Caillou. WHY THE FUCK DOESN’T HE HAVE HAIR??

LOL APRIL FOOLS.

wut

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

I’m so far down the list I doubt anyone sees this, but I offer that you get Steph into early foul trouble and off the floor. I don’t GS beating the Hawks without Curry is that big of a deal, but against teams like OKC, SA, or even the soggy ass Rockets it would at least slow them down enough to get an edge.

It could be worse... they could have given it to Simmons.

Oh man. I bet he has the biggest penis.

Goddamn I love these obituaries. I’ve been waiting like a kid waits for Christmas for this one in particular.

Brevity is the soul of wit, so for Holtzclaw all we really need is,

WEEN BUTT PLUG.

Yeah I was pissed when she did that too.

I don’t think Men in Black Dresses is the sequel his dad had in mind...

ASS EATING NEVER LOOKED SO TASTY

SELF PRESERVATION DAMMIT

The whipped bully’s fractured ego, here at the end of American hegemony, does not want a disguise. It wants a costume.