I really want those tires. I don’t know why.

Our entire family of six one went from SW Washington to Disneyland and back in an El Camino that didn’t even have a cap on it.

Why would you insinuate someone was a moist, delicious, coconut cookie?

Apparently, you’ve never heard of.... Jimmy Bond.

No, no, it’s “Wedding Tackle”.

There needs to be a “Instruments I bought from Amazon while drunk” band. Probably all ukuleles, harmonicas, cajons, and marimbas. :)

Did you drunk buy a ukulele too?

FYI, apparently because I had already been logged in to my Amazon account, there was no online form for me. I just clicked a button, and it said I was entered in the contest.

Didn’t it say in the article that the sensors (not the camera) only have a range of 16 feet from the car?

Man, you drive that around, and everyone will think you have a huge greenis.

No. This is Blackbird.

I just have one question

It’s the emoji car!

I don’t believe seatbelts were required until 1963-64 timeframe.

I love Z cars.

Yeah, but the best part for me is passenger seat folding down and sliding under the dash. Great use of space.

That is freakin’ brilliant. I want one.

Thousands of hopeful start-up tech companies are now desperately Googling “What was Nikola Tesla’s middle name?”.

Congratulations, Japan! You’ve invented the golf cart.