No, no, it’s using “using her food stamps to buy an Extra-Large Slurpee at 7-11"!

My God. It’s full of stars.

I knew that, and realized I mis-spoke immediately. But, no editing allowed, sadly.

The problem is, that the SR-71 is awesome. Even the two-seat trainer model.

Third base!

Yugo’s are a great deterrent to drink driving.

I believe this is one of those situations where they can’t even prosecute. It’s a “departmental matter”, ie: she’s *supposed* to be punished for it by her department.

I may be wrong here, but I believe the punishment for this is determined by the department she works for, in this case, the White House.

Renfield? Is that you?

Replace him, or give him better writing. If you can’t have a silent test driver, give him something interesting to say, beyond variations on “This car isn’t american, so it’s shit”.

Once Yugo-slavia, you’ll never go... I got nothing, anyone finish this for me?

Hey, they’re just some good ol’ boys, never meanin’ no harm.

Singer-ection?

As an ignorant American who lives on a tropical island, I am sure everyone will agree with me when I state, with absolute certainty, that the plural of moose is....

“Cat flap” also is a british slang term. But I’m (fairly) certain Rory was using it literally.

The hate is....it’s not a Bronco.

I bet the real answer is that somebody swiped their robohula girl.

Hey now, there are lots of dedicated, good-hearted cops out there, don’t go lumping them all into the small-town-in-Texas bucket.

If your god hates, find a new one.

Hey! I replied with that S-Car go joke first, and did a better job of telling it to! I wuz robbed! (shakes fist at the sky)