Ride-sharing companies are afraid of background checks because:

There was this snail, who was really tired of his friends complaining about how slow he was. So, he takes all his savings and goes to the car dealer and buys the fastest sports car they have.

I don’t know about you, but that picture gave *me* a Zamboni. Zing!

Came for the Cactus. Was not disappointed.

I forgive them a lot, because they made a Krull reference.

My dad has a Jeep Commander!

Extremely unlikely.

I see the problem.

Anyone who refuses to show their ticket, and then ignores airport personnel and the police, is definitely a security risk.

That’s enough of that horseplay, you two.

I blame the parents.

Damn you! Now I have the image of Clarkson dressed in a red nappy and thigh-high boots in my head.

I went with C on everything. Is that good or bad?

My big question is, when you need to replace one of these shocks, how much of a price premium are you paying for the fancy tech?

Plus the back-up camera will be free automatically added to the base price next year, if that’s still part of the new Americans laws.

Unfortunately, one of Trump’s many problems is that nobody knows what his actual policy ideas are.

You don’t want to know what they do to people who urinate in public.

I drive a jeep with no windows, and tube doors. Needless to say, locking it would be pointless. Also impossible.

Annnnnd, Amazon won’t ship it to Hawaii.

Annnnnd, Amazon won’t ship it to Hawaii.

That’ll do, Benz.