Luke: “A certain point of view?”

There’s a pretty glaring typo right in the article title:

Sure, but “YOU GUYS DID IT TOOOOOOOO!!!!” isn’t a terribly compelling point on either side is what I’m saying.

More than just a “legal resident” (though that alone should be enough). He’s a natural born U.S. citizen with a valid U.S. passport coming from fucking Chile (as in not even close to one of the seven countries in the ban). He works for the government and has a government issued restricted access phone. Literally the…

It’s easy:

They’re going to drive them to the mall, just like 80% of Raptor owners.

This was felt very intensely throughout the various divisions of DOD and DOE. The shutdowns and budget shortfalls and never ending continuing resolutions were huge blows to the departments; it’s hard enough getting maintenance and repair money since most congress persons want to have “new” everything to put under…

I don’t know, man, I think you’re overwhelming yourself. Work on one thing at a time. Get that generator rebuilt. Then pick something else that is a small component of a larger problem. Just plan, when you sit down, to work on just this one thing today. And try not to think about the huge list behind it.. Just grind…

I really wish they wouldn’t tell Skinner to be so stereotypical. He’s one hell of a driver, but the added commentary just sort of ruins it.

Oh child.

it doesn’t need to be a ban on every Muslim in the world for it to be a ban on Muslims.

“Alternative facts” used to be called something back in ancient times.... If only i could remember what that term was...

$1500? Man, your coworkers got ripped off.

No.

Dude, let your freak flag fly! I have been to more than one animated “kids movie” by myself and no one called me out for it. Maybe leave the trenchcoat at home though...

Nicole Kidman has reportedly entered talks to join the film. If she signs on, Kidman would play Aquaman’s mother, Atlanna AquaMartha, a member of the Atlantean royal family. [THR]

See this shit? This is why you’re Senior Editor, Torch. Bravo.

A few things...