Sure, but “YOU GUYS DID IT TOOOOOOOO!!!!” isn’t a terribly compelling point on either side is what I’m saying.

It’s easy:

They’re going to drive them to the mall, just like 80% of Raptor owners.

This was felt very intensely throughout the various divisions of DOD and DOE. The shutdowns and budget shortfalls and never ending continuing resolutions were huge blows to the departments; it’s hard enough getting maintenance and repair money since most congress persons want to have “new” everything to put under…

I don’t know, man, I think you’re overwhelming yourself. Work on one thing at a time. Get that generator rebuilt. Then pick something else that is a small component of a larger problem. Just plan, when you sit down, to work on just this one thing today. And try not to think about the huge list behind it.. Just grind…

I really wish they wouldn’t tell Skinner to be so stereotypical. He’s one hell of a driver, but the added commentary just sort of ruins it.

$1500? Man, your coworkers got ripped off.

No.

See this shit? This is why you’re Senior Editor, Torch. Bravo.

UNDOCUMENTED PEOPLE DO NOT RECEIVE WELFARE, AGAIN, UNDOCUMENTED PEOPLE DO NOT RECEIVE WELFARE OR FOOD STAMPS OR SCHOLARSHIPS NOT EVEN MONEY IF THEY ARE VICTIMS OF A CRIME!!!

I talked to so many drug dealers okay, like all the best ones, the biggest ones, the ones that sell all the drugs okay. And they all told me, many of them, all of them told me “Trump, you will have outsmarted us if you build that wall.” And I’m like, very smart, so I know, but they said “If you build that wall, you’re…

The U.S. Social Security Administration estimated that in 2013 undocumented immigrants—and their employers—paid $13 billion in payroll taxes alone for benefits they will never get. They can receive schooling and emergency medical care, but notwelfare or food stamps.

It’s increasingly clear that many people ARE that stupid.

Hahahaha we’re all gonna die but at least it will be because of decisions made by people with no experience #draintheswamp

This looked like it would be awesome to see in person.  It would be interesting to see a Jalopnik sketchbattle with the writers and commenters.

I’ll hold the ball, Charlie Brown, and you run up and kick it.

The VehiCross has aged so much better than anyone ever expected. It looks more at home now than it did nearly 20 years ago (holy crap time flies!).

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