Rambler station wagon with 3-on-the-tree.

“And now, let’s see how Patrick Stewart does on the track in our Reasonably-Priced Stadium SuperTruck!”

Here, they are cheaper. Dealer oil change - $78, Jiffy Lube - $46

It’s a Wrangler. Don’t tell me the horsepower, tell me the torque. :)

They had that issue here with the Hawaii inspections. Particularly egregious to many folks is the rule that your tires have to be covered by the fenders/flares. So people would just “find a guy” who would basically trade the inspection sticker for some cash, and never actually look at the car.

I read this, but I can’t process any of it but the lurid description of the DBS and what hides under it’s hemline. Has someone been reading too many hard-boiled 40s detective novels? :)

The Heat Mutilator!

Hybrids don’t interest me...

You say testicles, but I say.....MINI BATMOBILE!

Speed Jowls!

I’m leaning towards supporting your views on this.

It’s a vehicular hermaphrodite.

Not technically a “car”, but I still disagree....

Well, yeah. At least for the duration of your mulch-buying trip. I wasn’t applauding their design, just saying there are ways to deal with it.

Or you know, if you’re halfway intelligent, you take the spare out beforehand, and stow it in the cab.

The bed-trunk is why. If you fold down the tailgate, you have to bend/reach over it to get into the bed-trunk. Opening the gate sideways solves that.

Auto-playing video bad.

Here’s a thought.

I can’t imagine replacing *any* of that glass could be done without a massive, massive stack of cash.

Hilarious