“Oh, the Escalade is so expensive, I’ll just go buy a...

The same technique works for humans too. Somehow, a high-visibility vest makes you invisible.

I love hearing about recovery vehicles of all types. Especially some of the beach types, that look like a tracked tug boat.

2004 Jeep Wrangler, in SOLAR YELLOW.

Confession time. When I was smaller and stupider, I fired one of those air-and-water pump rockets at a friend who was riding a bicycle.

Jeep Wrangler. For the Luddite in all of us!

I love the Z. It is a beautiful, beautiful car, and the ones I’ve owned have been a joy to drive.

The marketshare in Hawaii is mostly owned by multiple unknown chinese companies. Cheap rules the scooter market here.

1963 Thunderbird. It’s as big as a whale...and it’s about to set sail!

That works too! I prefer either over the Mini.

Do it, then get back to us with the adorable gluttony pics. :)

The fact is, that the vast majority of people in America do not want to put any effort into getting from one place to another. They don’t *enjoy* driving/riding, they just want to get from one place to another in comfort and as much luxury as they can get.

Fake garter straps and all! They should have produced it, I’m sure it would have been a big hit with all the birthday party clowns.

Buy the Flex instead. Every time.

I know we’re not a large part of the US population, but for those of us in Hawaii, we most definitely do *not* get 2-day shipping.

I know we’re not a large part of the US population, but for those of us in Hawaii, we most definitely do *not* get…

I could be looking directly at a Phaeton, and I *still* couldn’t tell you what it looked like. They are just that generic looking.

Look, up in the Pilot!

UNfortunately? I for one, look forward to the first flight of the Lockheed Penguin.

HMmmmm.....I’ll be in my bunk.

Totes adorbs.