This bodes well for the Mountaineers Saturday.

Chicago Marathon runner, eh?

Must've been the first tackle of his career, based off his reaction.

Do something positive "for fucking once?" Do a little research and you will find (quite easily, I might add) that the NFL, by the hand of the front office, does a lot of good for this country and beyond. But you write for Gawker — and all major corporations are evil.

I guess the Ravens offense can cancel their plans to install the Left Hook and Lateral play for week three.

Prepare yourself for disappointment.

Eminem at 85 overall and a 50 with versatility? That's just...foolish.

How can you say Kobe hasn't won a title on his own? Sure he had Gasol for two, but that's not exactly having Pippen, Wade, Bosh, etc. You take Kobe off that team, they don't make the playoffs. That's the definition of taking the team on your shoulders.

After the game, Frazier admitted to feeling groovy during the picture.

Being a gay dodger today is just as dishonorable as being a draft dodger 1960's.

Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chapin for Chris Weinke

Imagine the boner Deadspin would have if a white guy said this.

More like Regressive Field, amiright?

But we wouldn't dare blame the athlete who should have learned to write better than this in what, fifth grade?

Everyone knows the only way for a paralympian to break down a bathroom door is with four bullets and a cricket bat

At least the people of Oak Grove, MS are safe from violent criminals.

A lot of people on Deadspin hate on Skyline Chili. Since you're both former Bearcats, what's your opinion on it?

Zing

Not to take away from the shot, it was great, but the illegal screen that set up the open look should have been called.