So, Lennay Kekua does exist.

When I first read this, I thought it read "Order The Subway Cold Cut..." and immediately got sick.

The Browns struggles can be blamed on Weeden other banned substances.

Hey Bobby, would you like to address the rumors that you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

Boy, wonder who won that match.

Well, he would have fared much worse against Orlando Cruz.

The apple fell far from the tree.

The kid is the dyslexic cousin of Manti Te'o, whose girlfriend is the cheerleader directly below the scoreboard.

All three girls were subsequently offered scholarships by Wichita State.

The title is missing three words at the end...If You're Poor.

The Tush-ooter Theory.

Ironically, number one on the Texans 2014 draft board in Cincinnati QB Munchie Legaux.

His book must have done well.

Who's ready for a cock meat sandwich?

Who wants a cockmeat sandwich?