I really hate shit like this. As if we don't already have a problem with science literacy in this country we need to put these bs mockumentaries on channels that could once be trusted. The worst example is the mermaid one. Seriously people ask me(marine biologist) all the time if I believe in mermaids. Obviously I…

Your bold, italicized words are impressive, but I think you may have failed to actually read this article.

Every offseason I pray (and I'm an atheist) that Gruden finally gets another coaching job, because holy shit does he make me want to rip my eardrums out with needlenose pliers...

That Brad Johnson story is the best.

A Schiano man spends all night making rape Gifs and has his teenage son post them on jezebel in half our intervals.

Definitely not Chelsea

I saw some asshole comment on Twitter that this girl shouldn't be allowed to play Little League because she'd be a distraction. As if there aren't a million other distractions to Little Leaguers, such as: 1, I can hear my mom yelling at me! 2, Hey that cloud looks like a wiener! 3, How many marbles can I fit in my…

I'm not sure you'll be able to keep it tight by using a fist.

This will exist on the national games on the big networks and will remain free to watch. They will create an ad free version that you will pay a premium to watch and will include multiple angles including the all 22 cam and control of all of your own replays. You also have the choice of home or away announcers. I'm…

I'm just going to take this as an opportunity to repost this, since it seems appropriate:

Okami had a baby with a JRPG?

NCAA to Players: It's not fair that the sports that make the most money should follow a different set of rules from all of the other athletes.

What really happened:

This reminds me of the Twitter bet I had with J.R. Smith where I won his pipe.

I guess you missed the third guy in the middle.

Neither one of these are worth a shit. I can see these guys plain as day. Back to the drawing board!

Nowhere. You read this nowhere before. You're a right dunderhead if you think Chris Bosh is either injury-prone or a liability on defense.

Yeah... this isn't the practical world, though, it's a comic book world with flying aliens and magic lassos. I don't think he'd need to deactivate them... just have the batcomputer running a continuous program to delete any footage of him they might inadvertently shoot. Batman wouldn't even need to think about it...…

So he's *Protoman. Red? check. Shield? check. Blue protagonist's rival? check. Looks identical to Protoman's user in MMBN? check. Unwillingness to align himself with any faction? check. Will join protagonist's cause late into the story arc, but become badly wounded making him unable to assist protagonist in final…