With this charming example of civility how could anyone want to restrict the availability of guns to such kindly citizens?

It even has a dumb-as-hell name. Redberry would have been fine.

Raspberry is a mediocre-ass fruit. Not even the best of the berries.

We need to see more of Hunter's wife in order to properly gauge just how thirsty West was.

Yeah we all know the Orioles will flame out this season.

Final note: Turns out your former All-Pro safety is an alleged serial rapist. So that's fun.

This kinda says everything about the real motivation behind a lot of catcalling, huh?

Once you start saying "people are at fault" for not buying your product, it's over. You're donezo. It replaces the need for having a smartphone for browsing/movies/music, but it doesn't replace the need for having a smartphone for being a phone. Adult human beings have exactly one personal inventory slot for an…

They're writers, not management. They can only complain to the higher ups for so long before doing what they know best, writing about an issue.

This comment is victim blaming 101.

Well the petition makes me laugh. 'Release Rise of the Tomb Raider on PS4/PC or face a boycott on [sic] the game.'

I'm watching all of them expecting a giant foot to squish everything in the frame.

The difference between the 2 is pretty obvious. The list on the left is "things I have done", the list on the right are "words/titles I call myself".

Every offseason I pray (and I'm an atheist) that Gruden finally gets another coaching job, because holy shit does he make me want to rip my eardrums out with needlenose pliers...

That Brad Johnson story is the best.

A Schiano man spends all night making rape Gifs and has his teenage son post them on jezebel in half our intervals.

Definitely not Chelsea

I saw some asshole comment on Twitter that this girl shouldn't be allowed to play Little League because she'd be a distraction. As if there aren't a million other distractions to Little Leaguers, such as: 1, I can hear my mom yelling at me! 2, Hey that cloud looks like a wiener! 3, How many marbles can I fit in my…

I'm not sure you'll be able to keep it tight by using a fist.

This will exist on the national games on the big networks and will remain free to watch. They will create an ad free version that you will pay a premium to watch and will include multiple angles including the all 22 cam and control of all of your own replays. You also have the choice of home or away announcers. I'm…