With this charming example of civility how could anyone want to restrict the availability of guns to such kindly citizens?

It even has a dumb-as-hell name. Redberry would have been fine.

Raspberry is a mediocre-ass fruit. Not even the best of the berries.

'In the future, we'll have big mines and powerful factories busily grinding away at making nothing at all.'

Except its not really a love triangle in the comic books. Cyclops and Jean were deeply in love, Wolverine just had a kind of creepy obsession with her.

Well as Allan More showed in Watchmen, sane well-adjusted people do not become superheroes.

Is this that girl from Lazy Town all grown up? (And apparently still hanging out with creepy older dudes)

We need to see more of Hunter's wife in order to properly gauge just how thirsty West was.

Yeah we all know the Orioles will flame out this season.

Final note: Turns out your former All-Pro safety is an alleged serial rapist. So that's fun.

This kinda says everything about the real motivation behind a lot of catcalling, huh?

yeah cuz old ass baby boomer fucks TOTALLY represent millennials.

Hmm. Thanos as Daddy crossed my mind for a nanosecond. But too pat. And too Star Wars.

One important thing that really makes Millennials different, is their access to communications with people and information from all over the world. I don't think Millennials are going to blindly follow orders like past generations. They are more likely to want to know who and why they are fighting someone then in the…

Once you start saying "people are at fault" for not buying your product, it's over. You're donezo. It replaces the need for having a smartphone for browsing/movies/music, but it doesn't replace the need for having a smartphone for being a phone. Adult human beings have exactly one personal inventory slot for an…

They're writers, not management. They can only complain to the higher ups for so long before doing what they know best, writing about an issue.

This comment is victim blaming 101.

Well the petition makes me laugh. 'Release Rise of the Tomb Raider on PS4/PC or face a boycott on [sic] the game.'

I'm watching all of them expecting a giant foot to squish everything in the frame.

The difference between the 2 is pretty obvious. The list on the left is "things I have done", the list on the right are "words/titles I call myself".