Okami had a baby with a JRPG?

NCAA to Players: It's not fair that the sports that make the most money should follow a different set of rules from all of the other athletes.

What really happened:

This reminds me of the Twitter bet I had with J.R. Smith where I won his pipe.

Nowhere. You read this nowhere before. You're a right dunderhead if you think Chris Bosh is either injury-prone or a liability on defense.

So he's *Protoman. Red? check. Shield? check. Blue protagonist's rival? check. Looks identical to Protoman's user in MMBN? check. Unwillingness to align himself with any faction? check. Will join protagonist's cause late into the story arc, but become badly wounded making him unable to assist protagonist in final…

Coughlin then berated him for stumbling a couple of words.

I don't happen to have a pen with me and this seems like your list, anyway, so it might be more appropriate for you to add it yourself.

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

I'd say the 2 and 5 were switched.

It's strange how miniature versions of baseball players have suddenly become hot commodities. I mean, just think of the contract Jose Altuve is going to get.

Pat Summit has forgotten more about basketball than Becky Hammon will ever know.

Man, fat guys who haven't been laid this century are about to lay down some fiery hot takes about women and "their place" in this comment section.

I'm late to the party, but I'm pretty sure this one got me blocked by Rovell:

Stacey King blocked me after I wrote the best thing he ever did for the Bulls was get traded for Luc Longley.

Well I got blocked after I adarn'd ESPN

I asked Ray Lewis if he was going to write a "if i did it, this is how i would have done it" book. Got blocked. Does that mean a yes or a no?

The couple was going to just release the video of the proposal itself, but ultimately decided that watching Wade drop to one knee has pretty much lost its luster.

The Hot Zone and the movie Outbreak, which both came out around the same time (I was probably in 6th grade or so), gave me nightmares for YEARS.