He got this kinda backward: If I ever missed work because I got injured lifting a jet ski, I would definitely claim it was a cocaine suspension.

The USMC later apologized for the 47 people killed in the crowd, of which 23 were Arab, 6 Persian, 16 Hispanic, and two Caucasians with a recent spray tan.

It's about time a GM in Detroit rivaled anything anywhere again...

Seriously. The only people who think that any physical force by a woman against you means "all bets are off" must have that desire. I, personally, can defend myself from someone Janay's size without knocking her unconscious and I am a helluva lot less physically imposing that Ray Rice (taller though).

Fucking of course it does. Neither men nor women should other hit men or other women or children or dogs or tigers or sentient lizard people. If she hits him, she is guilty of assault, the law handles that. He can bench press, what 250? He plays a contact sport for a living do you really not think there is…

"Now continue with the normal women beating jokes that Deadspin comments are so great at."

"I'm not saying it's right. I'm not saying I support violence against women. But listen, the Cretaceous period was a different era, and Wilma never provoked Fred, even though she knew he enjoyed the occasional gay old time. " - Stephen A. Smith

The nicest thing I can say about Intolerable Cruelty is it is not the coen's worst movie (The Ladykillers)

The site calls itself "a growing online community of passionate Washington Redskins fans and others who support the team's use of its name and logo."

I thought he was super bad at it, poorly redirected, and was obviously avoiding of the topic making him seem guilty.

The Haul

Having not watched the video yet (at work), I apologize if I'm repeating it. But I think the worst part about Sonic is how it actively encourages you to go as slow as possible. Sure, you *can* race through the levels pretty fast. But you're either going to die to an instant kill pit, or you're going to get hit and…

These videos are really atrocious. I love film flubs and being cynical as much as the next guy, but these videos are just poorly thought out (and over long) whine-fests that do more to highlight these guys not getting it more than the filmmakers.

How much does movie sins pay Kotaku in referrals to post these?

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

Quoth the Ravens, "Nevermore than two games for domestic violence "

I don't think he was trying to slut shame her. I think he was asking why she would do that, knowing how he felt about her, because it would give him hope, or he felt lead on by that. He was clearly vulnerable to her and cared about her a lot. If the roles were reversed I know I wouldn't want to feel like a notch on…

What they said, but with scores on the top of the page so I didn't have to visit ESPN for the results and Deadspin to find out how I should think about the results.

Pjanic: [Kicks 20 yard FG]

It is ridiculous how much this thing is in my hands now. Mine will go months without even being turned off. It is so simple to pull up a web page with one of these. Even something like watching TV has changed. Do you see an actor on a show, and wonder where you remember them from? Open up IMDB, and find out in…