Coughlin then berated him for stumbling a couple of words.

I don't happen to have a pen with me and this seems like your list, anyway, so it might be more appropriate for you to add it yourself.

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

I'd say the 2 and 5 were switched.

It's strange how miniature versions of baseball players have suddenly become hot commodities. I mean, just think of the contract Jose Altuve is going to get.

Pat Summit has forgotten more about basketball than Becky Hammon will ever know.

Man, fat guys who haven't been laid this century are about to lay down some fiery hot takes about women and "their place" in this comment section.

I'm late to the party, but I'm pretty sure this one got me blocked by Rovell:

Stacey King blocked me after I wrote the best thing he ever did for the Bulls was get traded for Luc Longley.

Well I got blocked after I adarn'd ESPN

I asked Ray Lewis if he was going to write a "if i did it, this is how i would have done it" book. Got blocked. Does that mean a yes or a no?

The couple was going to just release the video of the proposal itself, but ultimately decided that watching Wade drop to one knee has pretty much lost its luster.

I am so profoundly excited that these columns are back. Wonderful to be consuming some fresh haterade as the summer moves back to fall.

Things I think I think (continued):

Despite the subject, post not actually written by Drew Magary.

was an obnoxious little fillip

I would charge him $30 for being such a dipshit.

I wish I had something clever to say, but nope, I just totally glossed over that line. I'll sit back down now.

The Hot Zone and the movie Outbreak, which both came out around the same time (I was probably in 6th grade or so), gave me nightmares for YEARS.