It’s okay, I got this.

Hi Krabby,

Also:

That’s nuts.

Things to remember:

It was YOU?! I squealed out loud when I got that notification. I very much hope I can do you proud. <3

Is it wrong that when I read this I pictured the back peddling statement going as so...

The wickedly talented, Kyle Weezt.

Genuinely teared up watching this video as she started quoting scripture. You’re a hero, Bree.

The dad jeans kill me.

Tim Berners-Lee must be proud, the internet is finally getting the content it deserves.

Isis bride honeymoon wear, huh? That’s soooo edgy and cool man. I just love making fun of young girls forcibly raped, impregnated, beaten, starved, killed. Lovely.

My fellow Americans,

Western Governors University.

Blake, just wait until you are living with a drunk person with no disregard for anything.

During a recent transaction, an elderly woman handed me a twenty and said, with eyes a’twinklin’ “Did you hear they might put a woman on the 20 dollar bill? I’d love to see that before I go...” And then we both melted into a puddle of feelings.

I don't mind Bethenny, but I'm sure she'll (deservedly) receive a ton of grief over the "homeless" comment. WTF. She doesn't know from homeless. Her resources are such that she could buy an apartment tomorrow and move in immediately. That she CHOOSES to "renovate" a Soho place and stay in various "corporate…