I ... might take you up on it? I'm kind of blown away by your generosity.

I'm probably not a member of that family you mention, but I was one of the many refugees fleeing the war in South Vietnam (yes, South Vietnam, not Vietnam since it didn't exist back in '75 when I left as a 4 year old refugee days before Saigon fell; there was a South Vietnam and a North Vietnam and I have family on…

"You're gonna need a bigger ego"

Yay! Seriously holding back a happy dance at work level Yay!

The Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences has invited people to write in on the matter at http://as.virginia.edu/contact-arts-s…. Specifically:

Pretty sure that guy's used to disappointing after a couple seconds of 'scrutiny.'

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? I was looking at pictures of shoes on Pinterest. You know. Where ladies go. For their lady interests.

You know, I'd make you a flow chart, but I know women are terrible at spatial reasoning, even when you make everything shades of pink!

One of the reasons I love reading Jezebel is it truly expands my knowledge and horizons. My exposure to LGBTQi issues, voices and history is extremely limited as a cis-gendered heterosexual man. Without places like this I would never be exposed to what sound like amazing and inspirational humans like Leslie…

"In a way, we're all victims"???

I feel like a lot of people care because it would mean one of them is starting to break free. A lot of people are freaked out by the psychological prison the Duggars have raised their children in, and want to see them start to break free.

I blame Snacktastic's recaps for my obsession.

this is why i only ever hook up with the girls from tinder because one time i hooked up w/ this guy he put his HAND on my ceiling. I lied and said my mother was coming home but i was actually mad that he stood up and my bed and touched my ceiling. I never called him back ever

The anger that poured out of me when I was told that was the earliest I could have it done? I don't think I've ever been that outwardly and blatantly angry. It's awful, but I live in Memphis so I wasn't really surprised and my clinic was PACKED the day of because some women had traveled from Mississippi to have their…

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

Subway would find a way to fuck it up SO much worse than Taco Bell, probably by slathering it in repurposed peat moss labeled as "avocado" and toasting it in a static oven that turned the bread into a crumbly disaster.

Dear #NotAllMen,

my grandmother's dog was a shelter dog and the she didn't get to socalize that much, and mostly she just never liked me. After my grandmother passed away she moved in with my mom and gets to see me pet my dog and my mom's dog and she's finally starting to come over from some petting. I was always nice to her, but…

Take a bite from the carrot and then offer it to your dogs. That's how we made the switch-over (and now you can't have anything carrot without FluterDog saying, "Um, excuse me, why are you eating the dog treats"?)

Nice to meet you!