How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

How dare she make Vince Vaughn uncomfortable!

Your friend in drugs who sticks around after the drugs is a goddamn friend, indeed.

For me, that’s how I know if the acid’s any good.

I sat across from her in her office in Milan a few times, as a model. It was terrifying. She suffered no fools. And yet, what a show she made of being a powerful woman who was utterly at home in her power.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...

Oh fucking stop she was 19 not 13.

In an excerpt from The Guardian she says she gave him a copy, said she would accept any notes, never heard anything back, and as of then had no idea if he even read it. My theory is he doesn’t give a shit (and why should he) and the “lawyer” was a joke.

I took the “lawyer” thing as a joke.

Well, it isn’t like it’s gonna break up his marriage. That was a done deal a long time ago. I for one, love some good dirt. And Harrison Ford was just mind bogglingly hot in SW and the Indy movies. So I will live vicariously through her.

I am donating to Pro Publica and my local Public Radio Station to try to ensure independent news stays alive during a Trump administration.

In cases of legitimate rapists winning the Republican nomination, well, the female electorate has ways to shut the whole thing down.

Ken Bone would never rape anything.

Or, maybe monogamy just isn’t for some people, but our rigid social structures and expectations, especially for public figures, and even moreso for politicians, don’t allow people the leeway to explore their sexuality in healthy ways.

He’ll do it live though....

My brain read that as Hugh Jackman and I was about to fight you, as I choose to believe Hugh Jackman is the nicest man alive.

I’ve told my in-laws flat out (and my wife has too) “You vote Trump, you don’t see your granddaughter again until the next election cycle, longer if he wins.”

That is one hell of a salary for a paid consultant. I hope Jeter sends him a gift basket, might perk A Rod up a bit.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.