If I ever have kids, I’m not going to allow them to watch anything Disney. It’s Game of Thrones for them. Valar Morghulis, ya little monsters.

I watched and barely listened because what got me was that woman. Standing there with her head down, probably embarrassed but also scared because if she could spend 3 days in jail being denied that, what would happen to her when she got back there.

Cannot star this enough times. For profit prisons are one of the worst ideas ever.

I say the first step has to be dismantling the prison for profit model. The bottom line underpins so so so much of the corruption in our law enforcement, policing and sentencing.

I wonder what Taylor/Burton would have looked like on Snapchat

It feels like someone tossed a cleaver into your lower abdomen from a relatively close distance and began twisting it clockwise, then counter-clockwise, along with the accompanying ever present fear that you’re leaving a trail of gore where ever you roam. 4 Advil? Don’t mind if I do!

I am also a man without a functioning uterus, but my favorite description of what it’s like to get a period comes from Broad City:

You sounds like you have stories. WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR STORIES.

He was shockingly hot in Batman v Superman. But the movie was complete garbage.

I’m hoping she’s like most of the older ladies I see at the gym who are like “I pushed out 4 kids. I’ve had a whole hospital floor shoving their hands up my lady bits. Idgaf. Everybody’s got the same parts.”

I’m sorry you or anyone else has come to feel that way. :(
When I was a kid, we belonged to a health/tennis club. At 10 I remember being in the locker room and women went about naked in there like it was no big thing at all. Women of all shapes, sizes, and ages would shower, use the sauna and hot tub, do hair and…

there is no such thing as too many tomatoes.

This is what I don’t get. I know SO MANY people who are like, “But what if my house is being robbed!” and I’m like, “You could...not shoot anyone and call your insurance company the next day?”

Hell, and a @DorothyParker?! A MUST-FOLLOW, to be sure!

She was born with a silver-plated plastic spoon in her mouth.

One of my best friends is the head of her pet devision and one day I had to gather her up off the floor after Martha basically scallded her for not only not owning hunter boots but that her whole wardrobe was just plane wrong...so yeah we went to Macy's later that day

FFS plenty of women have a drink—with their doctors permission. It's fine. And none of your business.

I’ve made no secret I want the football stadium burned to the fucking ground and the earth salted.

I want to demonize the entire coaching staff, to consider them a different species from the honest upstanding kinjaterriate, but honestly I don’t think either of us understand the pressure of a $70,000,000 a year…

VERY NICE

“Bake a boring old cake?” said Emma, “Nah.”