1. Jenny's hashtag looks like "Jenny strainer" and made me think that she's having constipation problems.
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"Hump" is the absolute worst word for sex ever.
Harold Reynolds recently did the ice bucket challenge to support prostate cancer research, and then revealed that he had a boner.
Whatever you do, don't ask them about the top shelf where mom keeps the peanut butter. They're tying to put that whole event behind them.
I'm late jumping on the OITNB train but Uzo Aduba is so great on that show. The part where she angrily recites Shakespeare to Scared Straight kids was fantastic. She's a great actress.
[Slow pan into A Rod doing the Kubrick stare]
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It kind of seems like you could replay the passenger's commentary backwards, like Judas Priest, and it would sound like English.
It's pretty much a given: The bigger and scarier the animal when full grown, the more adorable they are as a baby.
Yeah, for a while about 6 years ago, there was a major mixer of Jezebel and Deadspin in DUAN. Back when DUAN was enormous. It went ok but fizzled out after a couple weeks I think.
They're saving their first kiss for their marriage. Meanwhile, not long ago I was making out in the car with someone I had met 3 hours before. Sober. :/
I really should just leave this alone. But apparently I'm not going to. I'll just say that if your spouse can't touch you in a playful intimate way without first getting your written notarized witnessed consent, then you have a really sad marriage. Or you shouldn't be married at all.
"Driving to work this morning, I saw a road less traveled and it reminded me of that poem "There once was a man from Nantucket."
That seems like something more that Pitino would say, considering that you usually see that poem in the bathroom.
To release their personal information. Name, address, etc.
God forbid your husband wants to have sex with you, Sarah Thyre.
That's really not helping things. We either follow the law and the Constitution or we don't.
I know. Just busting your chops a little!
Homophobic, child-killing, drug-dealing, Stringer? Damn, the sex drive can forgive some repugnant stuff.