You sun hat's brim being too short sounds like quite a serious problem actually. The sun could get in your eyes, blinding you, causing you to crash the bus of orphans you're driving. Into an animal rescue centre.

Sorry, this appears to have been me

Oh my God, that is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.

That is so homophobic to suggest that he's going in last "so as not to make them feel uncomfortable." Unbelievable.

Meanwhile, Rams players wish backup TE Brad Smelley would hurry up and get his shower over with.

The Rams are nothing if not considerate. Before he got injured, Sam Bradford respected their space by never throwing within ten feet of anyone.

Shouldn't we get someone a bit younger?

He's no Smooth Operator.

Unlikely. To Goodell, she's just another bitch in an elevator who shouldn't have instigated.

What, did he put ketchup on it?

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE $1000 WORKING FROM—

How sweet- they're Seoul Brothers.

"Oh by the way if my wife Ellen is listening, our anniversary is coming up and I just wanted to tell her *click*....."

He wasn't saying an Notre Dame diploma he was saying an en dee diploma.

Good grief. #2 is possibly the best definition of anything I've ever read. Props!

No, he's joking! Haha, just a joke! Man, there are a lot of other great posts on the internet today!

What sport?

Bump uglies is pretty awful imho.

"Bone" has never bothered me actually. Although my mental image gets a bit confused once "jumping" is involved.

Drink the pink? Sounds like something you'd do if you were into a hooker with STDs or sweaty vag.